The Riddler probably has such an up and down relationship with the Robins because they all tend to tackle things differently and he’s always so thrown by how they handle his riddles.
The Riddler: To free Batman from my trap, you must answer this riddle, little bird. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Dick, eight years old and freshly Robin: *thinking really hard*
The Riddler looking at Batman dangling upside down: ?
Batman: He just needs an extra minute.
The Riddler:
Batman: English isn’t his first langauge.
The Riddler, feeling a little bad: oh, that’s… take your time, buddy.
Jason, twelve years old: *lifting a hand*
The Riddler: -uh, yes?
Jason: Can you repeat that? The riddle?
The Riddler: um, yeah, sure. I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
Jason: Yeah, you’re a map but when you’re talking about multiple species of fish, which you probably are, you can say fishes. If you’re using fish, you’re only talking about one species.
The Riddler:
Jason: I just think you should know that. You know as a “genius”
The Riddler: The more you take, the more you -
Tim: Footsteps, where’s Batman?
The Riddler: No, you have to let me-
Tim: Nuh-uh
The Riddler: The fuck do you mean “nuh-uh”? Who raised you?
Tim, on two hours sleep, with two essays due on this fine Thursday night: *fucking launches himself at The Riddler*
The Riddler: I have-
Damian: *launches himself at the Riddler*
The Riddler: Batman, fuck, FUCK, he’s fucking biting me-
im not big into kpop demon hunters like i thought it was a cute and well made movie and i enjoyed it but i have to say watching golden climb its way back up through the spotify top 10 vs. the flood of taylor swift slop album songs is killing me. go girls save the honmoon
Human: I don’t get this whole “Earth is a death world” thing. Like, obviously it wouldn’t seem like one to us, but why is it one to you guys? Are your home planets *that* much more free of disease and predators and stuff?
Alien: Oh, yes. Earth is far more hostile than our home worlds.
Human: Huh. Wonder why.
Alien: I suspect it’s due to Earth’s high iron content blocking the fae from disposing of such minor threats.
Human: Yeah, I guess that
Human:
Human: what
Tiny fairy in alien’s translator headpiece: Shut up, they think we’re mythical, it’s *hilarious*.
I had a silly idea for a while now of a VS Rage Form fight where you play as Riku. But Sora starts the fight with only 1HP and if you land a single hit on him it results in an immediate game over.
So the gimmick is it’s sort of a pacifist fight where you’re just dodging and blocking the entire fight and just letting Sora go absolutely ham until he calms down.
But also if Riku’s health gets critically low Sora won’t attack and the fight just sort of pauses until you heal and…
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finally reading the fma manga and ed is the protagonist of all time. he’s the softest lil guy. he’s a rabid raccoon. he is the scourge of the military. everyone wants to adopt him. he’s a pacifist. he bites. he gets giddily happy at the birth of a child. his speech is punctuated with sarcastic hearts. he’s a generational talent. he will walk directly into a trap eyes open head empty. he is a foul mouthed little rat. he makes friends everywhere he goes. he’ll dig up any grave and turn over any stone and kick anyone’s ass to get his brother back. he refuses to believe his brother cares about him the same way. he makes this face:
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